do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night
Dear tampon and pad companies:
Please make your items quieter to open.
The whole restaurant/household/bathroom now knows I am on my period, thank you.
I just thought my flat-mates were eating crisps in the toilet.
that is the single most british sentence i have ever read
Its hard to be confident when you know you’re ugly
Kids shouldn’t even have a tumblr in the first place -_-
Yahoo what kid is going to be like “mommy I want to blog!”
Why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
- what i said: anime
- what they heard: naruto and hentai
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
i often confuse my gaydar with my overpowering pleasebegaydar
who decided that you need some deep back story in order to justify your tattoo
if you think a deer is gonna look cool as hell on your arm then go ahead and get it tattooed